The wife got some travel brochures today while I was at work. She was so excited when I got home. We were going to go places!
Our first stop was Ironforge. Old Ironforge and the Hall of Thanes.
The old seat of power? Did they remove the throne to upstairs?
Then it was to the airport for a quick tour there. Those engineers. So clever. Let’s go!
Catching a quick flight, we soon arrived at paradise. I’m looking forward to retirement, dear. You, me, a farm, a waterfall, a pond, and the mountains. Sunshine. Fresh air. A view of Menethil Harbor.
No, before you ask, my dear visitor, I won’t tell you how we got there. You’ll have to find your own travel agent for the tour.