Above all, have fun.

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My stab at the motivational thing.

Any complaints, address to Matt Foley.

Alright, how’s everybody? Good! Good! Good! Now, as your father probably told you, my name is Matt Foley, and I am a Motivational Speaker! Now, let’s get started by me giving you a little bit of a scenario of what my life is all about! First off, I am 35 years old.. I am divorced.. and I live in a van down by the river! Now, you kids are probably saying to yourself, “Now, I’m gonna go out, and I’m gonna get the world by the tail, and wrap it around and put it in my pocket!!” Well, I’m here to tell you that you’re probably gonna find out, as you go out there, that you’re not gonna amount to Jack Squat!!” You’re gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the river!  Now, young man, what do you want to do with your life?

Great Chris Farley, SNL stuff.

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About Kinless

Gamer. Engineer. Lived lots of places.
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One Response to Above all, have fun.

  1. Morane says:

    Gawd I miss him. Nice pic.

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